Philolexian Resolution Generator

Here's the best resolutions:

R: Jean kim will destroy humanity. [7]
R: Speaking french means never having to say you're sorry. [7]
R: The 20th century was the darkest timeline. [6]
R: Capitalism is about you. [6]
R: People who pay for things are gay. [6]
R: I don't exercise anymore because the closest gym is in another universe. [5]
R: People dislike you because you're a nerd. [5]
R: Miley can't stop doesn't mean you shouldn't. [5]
R: Replace the supreme court with women. [5]
R: Replace congress with a literal tea party. [5]
R: Dreams are a social construct. [5]
R: Cupcakes are better than rational argument. [5]
R: No one will assassinate me before I finish finals. [4]
R: Love is preferable to boredom. [4]
R: Wordplay is better than being happy. [4]
R: We'll be last up against the wall when the revolution comes. [4]
R: Yes, you're right, but that's what they want you to think. [4]
R: Life would be better without the people. [4]
R: Replace the swim test with more vengeance. [4]
R: Orwellian? but I want it! [4]
R: The police cause more ham than good. [4]
R: Children will be awful. [3]
R: America is like a box of forrest gumps. [3]
R: The cure for bad speech is singing telegrams. [3]
R: "you people" can't be racist. [3]
R: Society is a meth bathtub full of gods. [3]
R: Health is a health hazard. [3]
R: Society is a liberal conspiracy. [3]
R: Dementia means never having to say "sorry, what was your name and preassigned social ranking again?" [3]
R: If you like it than you shoulda put it in a capitalist dystopia. [3]
R: Discursive violence is a first-world problem. [3]
R: Speaking french means hoping no one finds out you're french. [3]
R: Your college education is, was, and will always be, a waste of time. [3]
R: I am the way of life. [3]
R: You have no business raising children. [3]
R: The term "passover" derives from my own plotline. [3]
R: Most things don't really understand statistics. [3]
R: Progress is always a favorite child. [3]
R: Assault is the sincerest form of anti-prejudice. [3]
R: Being jewish means always being sorry. [3]
R: I would be better without the internet. [3]
R: The 20th century was the world's greatest wingman. [3]
R: All nice guys must report for mandatory re-education. [3]
R: Ignorance is one of many valid avenues of academic inquiry. [3]
R: The only gods are money and god. [3]
R: Suffering is preferable to happiness. [3]
R: Having a penis is no excuse to have a penis. [3]
R: Temporal causality is a perfectly sound excuse for being on my bed. [3]
R: Everything should be algorithmically generated. [3]
R: Society is a holiday if you're an atheist. [3]
R: I'm going to hell. [3]
R: Exercise is an antisocial construct. [3]
R: Nationalize and redistribute the organs of the children. [3]
R: It's not who you do, it's how you look while doing it! [3]
R: Health is a lie. [3]
R: Getting older means never having to say you're sorry for getting drunk on a tuesday night. [3]
R: It's better to burn out than to have not joined a literary society at all. [3]
R: Philolexian is the sincerest form of tree -- joyce kilmer. [3]
R: Human communication is ruining my life. [3]
R: Browser history? I hardly know ian! [3]
R: The world would be better if women got to wear the cool hats. [3]
R: Life is a vote against biggie smalls is a form of theology. [3]
R: Only women are qualified to be saved from this generation for posterity's sake it should just stop taking the hobbits to isengard it's not worth it if it can't give me an orgasm. [3]
R: Life would be better with more hummus. [3]
R: Put the sun back in my life and it was immoral. [2]
R: Anyone written by white men how to be dignified. [2]
R: Would you blow a wet, naked mouse to make up for the weekend. [2]
R: Most things don't really matter, some things matter a lot, and we're all going to die of neuroses. [2]
R: Aggressive passivity is the truest form of communication. [2]
R: Medicare should provide a hot toddy. [2]
R: I'm going to need more walls. [2]
R: I'm not in school anymore, you can't make us all to detention... [2]
R: Yogurt is the best boyfriend. [2]
R: [elaine stritch voice] i'm still bitter. [2]
R: Sitcom life is one extended period of procrastination with brief bursts of productivity. [2]
R: Efficiency is a necessary evil. [2]
R: I like my men how I like my universities: sporting a large endowment and willing to listen to my problems. [2]
R: Well-fed people are humorless. [2]
R: I'm going to die of neuroses. [2]
R: "will ford, moderator" is a contradiction in terms. [2]
R: Any food becomes clean if you blow a wet, naked mouse to make up for the weak. [2]
R: Life is a social construct. [2]
R: Men should not be tolerated. [2]
R: Canadians are the holy trinity of the people I hate. [2]
R: Finders keepers applies to everything. [2]
R: Exclusivity is the most sincere form of prejudice. [2]
R: The maple syrup channel is a joke. [2]
R: You have nothing to fear if you just ignore it. [2]
R: The idea of social constructs is a gray dish. [2]
R: Passive aggressive notes are the modern-day opiates of society. [2]
R: Nobody cares about your internship. [2]
R: America is a social constuct. [2]
R: We'll be last up against the wall when senpai notices me. [2]
R: We're going to fucking fight eric donahue if he pulls this thousand resolution shit at meetings don't test me u will fail. [2]
R: America is a social construct. [2]
R: Sleep is for other people. [2]
R: Sparknotes is the creepiest form of the bible. [2]
R: God needs to disappear. [2]
R: The only good white male is a social construct. [2]
R: Happiness is a performative act. [2]
R: Heterosexuality will destroy us all one day. [2]
R: Jean kim is the only acceptable form of beauty. [2]
R: Refusing to apologize means never having to say you're sorry, period. [2]
R: Dogs are the only temporal power I respect. [2]
R: Life is a liberal conspiracy. [2]
R: Money is the american way. [2]
R: Ben coombs is a social construct. [2]
R: Nobody should be an ass hole. [2]
R: Every day is a helluva drug. [2]
R: Cornell ought not be allowed to adopt homosexuals. [2]
R: The worst ideas come at 3 in the ivy league. [2]
R: Cornell ought not be seen and not heard. [2]
R: The insect population must be given a wildlife preserve. [2]
R: Facebook stalking is the sincerest form of idolatry. [2]
R: Reality is a bathroom if you're into that. [2]
R: You're old and preassigned social construct. [2]
R: America i'm putting my queer shoulder to the middle east. [2]
R: I solemnly swear I was on opiates in mass the other day and it was way happier. [2]
R: Puns vs. boot to the tootsie roll center of a terrible person don't follow me. [2]
R: We've already had so many debates about how much we all don't want to think. [2]
R: Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, and eliminate the money system, and eliminate the money system, and eliminate the money system, and eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex. [2]
R: "misandry 4 lyfe" is the only discourse appropriate for american politics. [2]
R: Getting older means never having to say you're sorry. [2]
R: Pies are the new children. [2]
R: I promise not to use black magic to shut down the government before it was cool. [2]
R: It's best that we think it's february. [2]
R: Dementia means never having to say "i'm sorry." [2]
R: Robots aren't evil, they're just hard up. [2]
R: Being korean means always feeling sorry that everybody else is going to evolve into birds. [2]
R: Being canadian means always feeling sorry. [2]
R: The universe doesn't want you to think. [2]
R: Replace the hobby lobby with a group of effective elected representatives of their respective constituencies. [2]
R: Any sentence counts as flirting if it can't be racist. [2]
R: Kill bill is the sincerest form of disagreement. [2]
R: Corporate speak is taking over the world. [2]
R: You are a social construct. [2]
R: It is better to burn out, then to fade away. [2]
R: Children have ruined our childhood. [2]
R: Replace the tea party with a collection of contextless pseudopolitical soundbites. [2]
R: Social constructs are a waste of time. [2]
R: God created america in his own image. [2]
R: Every day is a lie. [2]
R: All animals are more delicious than others. [2]
R: Sex with cupcakes is not recommended in congress. [2]
R: Syphilis is the sincerest form of flattery. [2]
R: Justice is the most effective form of sophistry. [2]
R: Religion would be better without the people. [2]
R: Facebook comments are the sincerest form of society. [2]
R: Manuel noriega stump speech stump speech. [2]
R: The oedipal complex is a lie. [2]
R: Haddock is the enemy of the good. [2]
R: The croissant is dignified, not vulgar like a piece of that kit-kat bar. [2]
R: Your college education is, was, and will always speak first. [2]
R: Money is the most effective form of the bible. [2]
R: Congress should be neither seen nor heard. [2]
R: Childhood is wasted on white dudes. [2]
R: I'm struggling over here with a collection of contextless pseudopolitical soundbites. [2]
R: Well-read people are less likely to be straight. [2]
R: But what about the pot. [2]
R: God makes the sincerest form of blasphemy. [2]
R: Nothing matters and we're all going to evolve into birds. [2]
R: Well-bred people are less likely to be happy ever. [2]
R: My anaconda don't want none if you don't fit into my theory. [2]
R: God created america in his meth bathtub full of gods. [2]
R: And by william ford, I mean men, all the time. [2]
R: Space jam is a waste of time and a $3000 camera, you're morally allowed to adopt homosexuals. [2]
R: Spamming resolutions is the end. [2]
R: The phrase "put out" needs to stop trying so hard. [2]
R: Biology is a liberal conspiracy. [2]
R: The bitches money is bitches and gods. [2]
R: Opiates are the sincerest form of insanity. [2]
R: They can't send us all to hell. [2]
R: I like my (wo)men like I like my printer paper: recycled. [2]
R: We are the sincerest form of insanity. [2]
R: They actually can make us all to detention. [2]
R: Overthrow the government, eliminate the male sex. [2]
R: Sean paul would make a better president than rand paul. [2]
R: The phrase "social construct" is a liberal conspiracy. [2]
R: Medicare should cover a hot body. [2]
R: I'll be second against the wall when the fire nation attacked. [2]
R: Secret scriba fashion is not very sanitary. [2]
R: Mr. jennings, a national holiday. [2]
R: War is the american way. [2]
R: No one cares about your painting, jay z. [2]
R: Society is a drag. [2]
R: Lenin was a communist. [2]
R: I never meta resolution I didn't because I said so. [2]
R: The end of progress is why nobody loves me. [2]
R: Get lucky could totally beat up blurred lines in a post-glacial america. [2]
R: My anaconda don't want the babies. [2]
R: Philomathean is the sincerest form of flattery. [2]
R: Congress should be punishable by death. [2]
R: Reality is a lie. [2]
R: Liberal pornography is the sincerest form of fappery. [2]
R: Dogs are the best person. [2]
R: Gingers are going extinct and should be replaced by a ouija board. [2]
R: It is difficult to be difficult. [2]
R: Homosexuals should not be used as a reason why people should agree that poor people should just can it. [2]
R: Tricking mr. vinciguerra is the opiate of society. [2]
R: A "rumble" is the enemy of the below. [2]
R: Rejected resolution stump speech stump speech. [2]
R: I would be the best tattoo. [2]
R: Wait guys give staten island to canada. [1]
R: God is a shitty dramedy. jean kim cannot be destroyed, probably. [1]
R: All weapons should be algorithmically generated. [1]
R: Violence is the sincerest form of brasserie. [1]
R: Technology can never take our sex lives. [1]
R: Opiates are the most sincere form of humor. [1]
R: There are too many fish in the ivy league?! [1]
R: Gluttony is a place hotter than florida in the summer. don't go there. [1]
R: If it's not online, it's not worth having. [1]
R: We are the only art. [1]
R: Undead people are more equal than others. [1]
R: Indie is not proper resolution format v. improper resolution format v. improper resolution format v. not debatable resolution. [1]
R: Being ai weiwei means never having to say the four questions. [1]
R: The maple syrup channel is a dead parent. [1]
R: I ship sam ward tom swifty. [1]
R: Replace congress with a planned parenthood. [1]
R: Opiates are the worst thing to happen to heterosexual sex since puritanism. [1]
R: Proper resolution format v. not debatable resolution format. [1]
R: Pope v. bear. it's actually bumming me out. don't try to compete with the geezers of my friends are white men. [1]
R: Homosexuals should not be used as a reason. [1]
R: Universal brotherhood is an exercise in futility. [1]
R: I've only done one good thing in my home town. [1]
R: Well-fed people are more likely to be evil. [1]
R: Yes I can keep going all day. [1]
R: The best parent is a waste of time and a waste of money. [1]
R: Passover means never having to say the four questions. [1]
R: God is a social construct. [1]
R: Pies are the worst kind of a pigeon. [1]
R: Cream soda is the american way. [1]
R: Febreze is an act of discursive violence. [1]
R: Everyone should have to make sense. [1]
R: Memes are the best boyfriend. [1]
R: Internships are the society's greatest threat. [1]
R: People who say it should just stop taking the hobbits to isengard it's not on wikipedia, it doesn't have to make sense. [1]
R: Catherine the great is the most sincere form of humor. [1]
R: Releasing the kraken is a better president than rand paul. [1]
R: I am not a sin. [1]
R: Public proposal is the sincerest form of battery. [1]
R: Hot pants are on fire. [1]
R: Kony is still bad, even when referenced by tom hanks portraying walt disney. [1]
R: Philomathean is the most sincere form of prejudice. [1]
R: The jonas brothers breaking up is a cray fish. [1]
R: Gif wars are the world. [1]
R: Comparison is the sincerest form of odyssey. [1]
R: My anaconda don't want to be likely. [1]
R: The croissant is dignified, not vulgar like a slick answer. [1]
R: The nature of existence is such that we can't have nice things. [1]
R: Pluto should be reinstated as a wholly-owned subsidiary of neptune. [1]
R: Passive-aggressive facebook statuses are the sincerest form of me. [1]
R: Society is a social construct. [1]
R: "social constructs are a waste of time and a waste of time and a waste of time. [1]
R: Children will be eligible for medicaid if grad school keeps up. [1]
R: The phrase "can you not?" is the sincerest form of blasphemy. [1]
R: Blue raspberry isn't just a flavor, it's a way of the traditional american family. [1]
R: Cats are the opiate of the century? [1]
R: Cultural imperialism is the sincerest form of bribery. [1]
R: Marihuana is the sincerest form of surgery. [1]
R: I am the lorax I speak for the weak. [1]
R: Oolong is the modern-day opiates of society. [1]
R: I will be the best soda. [1]
R: Exercise is an ageist construct. [1]
R: Assault is the frienemy of the current members of the sternum, between the third and fourth ribs. [1]
R: Undead people are read less to be straight. [1]
R: Pluto should be reinstated as a reason. [1]
R: Sodomy is the way that you do it. [1]
R: North korea is really weird if you eat it with confidence. [1]
R: Object permanence is a really cool idea. [1]
R: It is better to be well read. [1]
R: The word "females" should not be in the group now. [1]
R: Olympics are the modern-day opiates of society. [1]
R: I like my men how I like my men how I like my men how I like my universities: open to people of all time. [1]
R: Mass is the sincerest form of poverty. [1]
R: Only corporations are people too, my friend. [1]
R: Unpopular opinion stump speech. [1]
R: America is for the weekend. [1]
R: Wildly broad statement that has nothing to hide. [1]
R: This is why nobody loves me. [1]
R: Object permanence is a telemarketer, in which case nevermind. [1]
R: Amphora is the sincerest form of odyssey. [1]
R: Children should be happy ever. [1]
R: We live in a fight. [1]
R: Haddock is the sincerest form of flattery. [1]
R: Plagiarism is the only proper way to save a life" [1]
R: Jesus would be the best tattoo. [1]
R: I am alive to be alive. [1]
R: Exercises in futility gives you more futils. [1]
R: Killing men is the sincerest form of flattery. [1]
R: Internships are the only acceptable form of idolatry. [1]
R: Oolong is the only way to hurt someone. [1]
R: Memes are the new children. [1]
R: Chafing is the sincerest form of odyssey. [1]
R: Discursive violence is a social construct. [1]
R: Wait guys give staten island to new jersey. [1]
R: Fat, salt, and cheese are the only way they'll learn. [1]
R: Only women are qualified to be dr. evil. [1]
R: Break me off a piece of toast. [1]
R: I don't exercise anymore because the closest gym is in the ivy league. [1]
R: I am in your head" --john milton, paradise lost, book i. [1]
R: Happiness is the frienemy of the white men?? [1]
R: Happiness is the sincerest form of blasphemy. [1]
R: Loving ewe the most scared i've ever been in recent memory. [1]
R: Facebook comments are the sincerest form of tree -- joyce kilmer. [1]
R: Coming is the american way. [1]
R: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you think about it. [1]
R: It is with females / but i'm too old for this shit. [1]
R: Children will be the best solution. [1]
R: Successful evil people are doing it. [1]
R: Pies are the sin-cerest form of surgery. [1]
R: Anti-prejudice is the sincerest form of chi-chi. [1]
R: Talk about the time I got lost in the scriba's note book. [1]
R: God needs to stop now. [1]
R: Shit I left them in the dancing lobsters! [1]
R: You're so vain, you probably think this resolution is about equal opportunity. [1]
R: Asceticism is the opiate of society. [1]
R: A slick answer is just left of the society (as it should just get jobs already has spelled the demise of rational argumentation. [1]
R: The croissant is too flaky to be a lot more polite. [1]
R: Vicodin is the sincerest form of bakery. [1]
R: Time travel is the sincerest form of blasphemy. [1]
R: Dissent from philo's very specific political and social viewpoint will not be the best nsop planner. [1]
R: I would do anything for love, but I could have deleted the resolutions that weren't as popular but I didn't because I committed to them. [1]
R: Patriarchy is a personal pizza if you cry while eating it. [1]
R: It's better to give than to receive. [1]
R: I am the way that you realize that i'll be writing all of the masses. [1]
R: I am not a genre. [1]
R: There is no dignified way in which to rightly write. [1]
R: It's best that we must crawl through a cesspool of tribulations till we are ultimately too feeble in mind and body to stop now. [1]
R: I solemnly swear I was on opiates in mass the other person says. [1]
R: Carbs are the new children. [1]
R: Hot pants, hot pants is a liberal conspiracy. [1]
R: White men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. [1]
R: If kanye west says it in a martini is inherently undignified: it takes up too much room in the dead of summer. [1]
R: I will be eligible for medicaid if grad school is ruining my life. [1]
R: Art is a great name for a situation such as this, which is that it's difficult difficult lemon difficult. [1]
R: Never explain your use of plural first person pronouns to establish an undefined collective identity is an ideal championed solely by the refreshing taste of dr pepper. [1]
R: Pizzas: it is with females / but i'm too old to teach them. [1]
R: Honey is the most effective form of anna kendrick. [1]
R: Well-fed people are less likely to be evil. [1]
R: Theft is the happiest any of us will ever be. [1]
R: Violence is the sincerest form of property. [1]
R: I'm too old for this page. [1]
R: Nobody should be replaced by a ouija board. [1]
R: Terrorism is a social construct. [1]
R: There is only one god ma'am, and i'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. [1]
R: Orwellian? but I can't even. [1]
R: Philolexian is the sincerest form of blasphemy. [1]
R: Being american means never having to say you're sorry, period. [1]
R: The lord needs to stop trying so hard. [1]
R: I would do anything for attention (hot pants). [1]
R: The human body is basically just a muffler. [1]
R: You have nothing to fear if you don't fit into my theory. [1]
R: Orwellian? but I can't get it up. [1]
R: I was on opiates in mass the other day and it was cool. [1]
R: The future will be the best years of your life. [1]
R: The cure for racism is a modern retelling of the bible. [1]
R: Neutrality is the sincerest form of battery. [1]
R: Ben coombs is a debatable resolution. [1]
R: Any size pizza is a necessary evil. [1]
R: "misandry 4 lyfe" is the best solution to finals. [1]
R: Zombie space nazis make the best years of your life. [1]
R: Give staten island to me I have only ever have brunch. [1]
R: It's best that we broke the zipper for. [1]
R: Frederick engels was the darkest timeline. [1]
R: Letting someone love you the most. [1]
R: Secret scriba fashion is not a sin. [1]
R: Loving ewe the most sincere form of prejudice. [1]
R: I guess I just ate ice cream on my bed. [1]
R: Some of my friends are white men does it responsibly. [1]
R: People should have to make me feel like i'm on fire. [1]
R: Speaking french means hoping no one. [1]
R: Pies are the most pressing issue of our time. [1]
R: America is for the weak. [1]
R: Idgaf about the men. [1]
R: It's war; it doesn't have to wait until I finish finals. [1]
R: Zombie space nazis make the best solution. [1]
R: Patriarchy is a joke. [1]
R: Hell is overrated. [1]
R: We are the society's greatest threat. [1]
R: Dreams are a social construct" is a necessary evil. [1]
R: Life is a holiday if you're into that. [1]
R: Dementia means never having to say "sorry, what was your name again?" [1]
R: It should be experimental. [1]
R: Geezer night is a good thing. [1]
R: There is a liberal conspiracy. [1]
R: The laws of nature do not negotiate with tourists. [1]
R: Cultural imperialism is the sincerest form of kawaii. [1]
R: Any sentence counts as flirting if it hadn't been for columbia. [1]
R: Febreze is an ideal championed solely by the usual means. guns. [1]
R: The maple syrup channel is a vote against biggie smalls for mayor. [1]
R: I'll be second against the paradoxiarchy. [1]
R: Tumblr randomly mass deleting blogs is the sincerest form of shrubbery. [1]
R: God needs to stop ourselves from slowly drowning" [1]
R: Homeopathy is the sincerest form of tea. [1]
R: Never explain your use of plural first person pronouns to establish an undefined collective identity is an antisocial construct. [1]
R: Getting older means never having to say you're sorry, period. [1]
R: Opiates are the opiate of the modern age. [1]
R: Make pluto bigger so it can be therapeutic. [1]
R: Witches are the new children. [1]
R: You're so vain, you probably think this resolution is overdebated. [1]
R: Life would be better with more vengeance. [1]
R: Jesus would be better without all the people I hate. [1]
R: Tonality is the sincerest form of mammary. [1]
R: Homophobia is the most sincere form of poetry. [1]
R: There is a really cool idea. [1]
R: "the moderator" is an acceptable substitute for hygiene. [1]
R: North korea is really weird if you just ignore it. [1]
R: Drunk yuppies are the most effective form of prejudice. [1]
R: The jonas brothers breaking up is a modern retelling of the traditional american family. [1]
R: Philolexian is the sincerest form of coterie. [1]
R: I love you is the best person. [1]
R: I would be better with more hummus. [1]
R: I guess I just ate ice cream on my pillow. [1]
R: Replace all men on the subway. [1]
R: I'm going to evolve into birds. [1]
R: Congress should be seen because leaving corpses unburied is a drag. [1]
R: Only marine life are qualified to be marines. [1]
R: Happiness is a liberal conspiracy. [1]
R: War is the best tattoo. [1]
R: Let's just make it february so we can all be talking about game of thrones ale? [1]
R: Time travel is the best nsop planner. [1]
R: This was the worst thing to happen to heterosexual sex since puritanism. [1]
R: Put the thor back in the summer. don't go there. [1]
R: Congress is not very sanitary. [1]
R: We live in a hedge fund. [1]
R: Coming is the best solution to finals. [1]
R: Catherine the great is the darkest timeline. [1]
R: Relativity is the american hero. [1]
R: Philomathean is the better paramore songs. [1]
R: America is for other people. [1]
R: It's gonna be the first to die. [1]
R: Snoop dogg > causation. [1]
R: Drunk yuppies are the only way they'll learn; or cursory analysis is hardcore pedogogy; or anal sex is a combination of magic and pastas. [1]
R: There is no excuse to be marines. [1]
R: Won't anybody think of the oven. [1]
R: So help us all to detention. [1]
R: "when should I have left are my drug. [1]
R: There's only one way that you don't fit into my theory. [1]
R: It's not what you do, it's how you look while doing them! [1]
R: Old people there will do anything for me macaroni and stones may break up by william ford, an american means hoping no longer am. [1]
R: Men should not be used as a planet. [1]
R: Ben coombs is a shitty dramedy. jean kim cannot be destroyed, probably. [1]
R: If it's not a real game. [1]
R: Anarchists were into shutting down the government anymore. [1]
R: Hot pants v. hot pants are a social construct" is a waste of time. [1]
R: Social media is our generation's tweets. [1]
R: The maple syrup channel is a combination of magic and pastas. [1]
R: Orwellian? but skeleton class wars. [1]
R: I need to stop trying so hard. [1]
R: Tide bleach is the most irritating combination of whininess and laziness known to humanity. [1]
R: Pies are the most sincere form of theology. [1]
R: Science is only one way they'll learn, but i'm too old to teach them. [1]
R: This is the sincerest form of communication. [1]
R: Everything is wasted on children. [1]
R: The problem with you is that you do it. [1]
R: This is the best break up movie. [1]
R: Dogs are the best doctor. [1]
R: Liberal pornography is the sincerest form of idolatry. [1]
R: Science is wasted on white dudes. [1]
R: We'll be last up against the paradoxiarchy. [1]
R: Caitlin casiello there is only one way they'll learn. [1]
R: I am in your lit hum class, and I can't even. [1]
R: We all don't understand statistics. [1]
R: Only women are qualified to be peaceful. [1]
R: This is a greater threat to american values than communism. [1]
R: Your college education is, was, and will always be, a waste of time and a waste of time and a waste of money. [1]
R: Malcolm tucker gifs are the sincerest form of matriarchy. [1]
R: All animals are equal but some animals are more delicious than others. [1]
R: Replace the hobby lobby with a random number generator. [1]
R: Nationalize and redistribute the organs of the good. [1]
R: The means of production are the sincerest form of chi-chi. [1]
R: People should have quit while you were ahead. [1]
R: Intercourse is knotty if you're an atheist. [1]
R: Nobody cares about equal opportunity. [1]
R: The idea of social constructs is a social constuct. [1]
R: Aging was immoral. [1]
R: Happiness is a contradiction in terms. [1]
R: Pederasty is the only acceptable form of anti-prejudice. [1]
R: Betty white has outlived us all to hell! [1]
R: Epic poem is the sincerest form of the bourgeoisie. [1]
R: Cultural imperialism is the only way they'll learn; or cursory analysis is hardcore pedogogy; or anal sex is a rigorous discursive practice; or my teacher told me that praxis makes prefect. [1]
R: Well-read people are humorless. [1]
R: Rhetorical whiplash is a liberal conspiracy. [1]
R: The idea of social constructs is a drag. [1]
R: Give anthony weiner a bit. [1]
R: Puns are the american politics. [1]
R: Do it on google will ford. [1]
R: The world would be the first to die. [1]
R: I would be better without all the problems. [1]
R: Hell is a waste of time. [1]
R: Faith is the opiate of the good. [1]
R: Philos can keep going all day because they're just misunderstood. [1]
R: Time travel is the enemy of the bourgeoisie. [1]
R: I ship sam ward and will ford if only for the lack of game of thrones. [1]
R: Commitment is for the birds. [1]
R: Plagiarism is the enemy of the bourgeoisie. [1]
R: Let's just kill everyone we care about to make up for the lack of game of thrones ale and drink enough that we think it's february. [1]
R: Jesus would be the best nsop planner. [1]
R: Rhetorical whiplash is a good thing. [1]
R: Dan walden will be eligible for medicaid if grad school keeps up. [1]
Hotpants, hotpants, hotpants.